How did Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in.

The police received a call the man said I am having a problem with my local dealer. He gave me only 2/3 of the product for £50 The police s...

What football team do you support if you sit down for too long and can't feel your bottom? Arsenal.

A friend's computer stopped working so I asked what version of windows they use. He replied.. Double Glazing

What do you call a female mechanic? ..... Carly

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan. It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself". The m...

Why did the vampire die? Because he caught HIV virus