Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.

A man made wheat into bullets and shot someone dead. He is a cereal killer.

A guy called Paul had a flu, he will pull through.

What do you call a German Werewolf? Wolfgang

Some guys tried to get me to Tattoo my face. They can beg my till their blue in the face i won't do it.  

How did Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in.

The police received a call the man said I am having a problem with my local dealer. He gave me only 2/3 of the product for £50 The police s...

What football team do you support if you sit down for too long and can't feel your bottom? Arsenal.

A friend's computer stopped working so I asked what version of windows they use. He replied.. Double Glazing

What do you call a female mechanic? ..... Carly

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan. It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself". The m...

Why did the vampire die? Because he caught HIV virus