Klyde can hear something!  What is that music?  (twinkle little star tune)  🎶 There is something in your ear 🎵 🎵 ...

Cleft Bozo, the director of NILE super internet shop  held a conference to discuss how we could automate everything and cut staff in all bus...

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG? I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn...

Hello Klyde Cheerman, welcome to your new home on this blog.  Lets settle in by watching the news and resting.  ...

Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.

A man made wheat into bullets and shot someone dead. He is a cereal killer.

A guy called Paul had a flu, he will pull through.

What do you call a German Werewolf? Wolfgang

Some guys tried to get me to Tattoo my face. They can beg my till their blue in the face i won't do it.  

How did Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jam in.

The police received a call the man said I am having a problem with my local dealer. He gave me only 2/3 of the product for £50 The police s...

What football team do you support if you sit down for too long and can't feel your bottom? Arsenal.

A friend's computer stopped working so I asked what version of windows they use. He replied.. Double Glazing