This is Crap

 Mr Cheerman is feeling like crap today

Birthday Gift With Love

 Mr Cheerman comes across a birthday gift.

I went on a Trip

 I Just went on a trip. Someone left an empty water bottle on the floor and I tripped on it. 

Yoga Stretch

 Mr Cheerman observes a strange

 

Electric Joke

A guy got an electric shock, he looked like a crispy bear.

He was electro cuted.  

 

Government Joke

 Why is the Government cool? 

Because they froze my allowance.

American Bee Joke

 What do you call an American Bee?

A USB

Newspaper Joke

 In the United Kingdom there is a newspaper called the Sun but Mr Cheerman Reads the Daughter. 

Cafe Joke

 I thought he was Catholic, it turns out he licks cafès

I read Sun Newspaper

 
I don't read the Sun Newspaper, I read the moon. 

Sniper Joke

 Mr Cheerman met two military snipers Amy and Marcus. They were aiming and marking everyone. 

Dog Joke

 The best Place to keep a dog is in Berkshire

Wrist Joke

 My Wrist is hurting me

It is a terror-wrist