How did Bob Marley like his donuts?
With Jam in.
The police received a call the man said I am having a problem with my local dealer. He gave me only 2/3 of the product for £50
The police said, "what did he sell you"?
The man said "Cocaine".
What football team do you support if you sit down for too long and can't feel your bottom?
Arsenal.
A friend's computer stopped working so I asked what version of windows they use.
He replied..
Double Glazing
Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot was working at the airport as an airport security officer. It's nice to have an impartial being doing a...