Donald trump

Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.

Murder

A man made wheat into bullets and shot someone dead.

He is a cereal killer.

Paul joke

A guy called Paul had a flu, he will pull through.

Werewolf joke

What do you call a German Werewolf?

Wolfgang

Tattoo Joke

Some guys tried to get me to Tattoo my face.

They can beg my till their blue in the face i won't do it.