Sock Puppet

Klyde Cheerman was greeting Bill the sock Puppet before he got himself into a problem. 

Klyde is Confused

Even simple phrases can be confusing to an outsider. Klyde is no stranger to confusion, in a robot's world everything needs to make sense. 

He's so confused. 

Genie Klyde

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot spent a day as a genie, a magical being that grants people their wishes. 

Be careful what you wish for! 

Klyde Listens to Music

Robots don't understand music. They don't understand the joy it brings. 

At least it brings humans joy. 

Protesting

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot was chatting to another robot that worked as a police officer. 

Gregorian Calendar

The Gregorian Calendar, the calendar that is used by most western civilizations. Nothing condenses 13 lunar cycles into 12 months quite like it. A masterpiece of logic and problem solving. 

Bad Handover

Werewolf Support

Something Smells Funny

Klyde Cheerman can smell something funny, What is it? 

They smell funny but it's not that, what is it? 

It's not that either, what is that smell? 

It's you, your cheap perfume smells funny. 

Klyde Picks Up Some Chicks

By Alan Booth

Yoink Museum

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot was showing a visitor a stone tablet, sweetie-eatie the god of sweets and ghosts also known as pacman.

The visitor pointed up at the sky and said there was an airplane. Klyde turned around to have a look. 

The visitor took his stone tablet and ran off to the Yoink Museum. 

The stone tablet was placed as an exhibit in the museum.

Next it was a greek depiction of the innocence stolen from a hospital by a radio DJ in England. Jimmy Savile 

It was dated to a similar time period. 

Facebook

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot wanted to know more about Facebook. So he Checked on the Internet. 

Apparently there is a book about Facebook 

Jack and James to Fly

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was helping out at the airport. They put him incharge of passport inspection. 

Conjoined Twins Jack and James approached the inspection desk. 

Jack's passport had expired but James' passport was ok, so Klyde told Jack he has to stay but James can go. 

The manager of the airport told Klyde that he needed to wake his ideas up but Klyde didn't understand.