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Wednesday, 28 August 2024

Don't Worry

Overthinking is making so many people feel trapped and tense. Chill out dude. 

Sunday, 25 August 2024

Teddy

Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot loves teddy bears. They are nice little friends. 

Saturday, 24 August 2024

Sock Puppet

Klyde Cheerman was greeting Bill the sock Puppet before he got himself into a problem. 

Saturday, 22 June 2024

Klyde is Confused

Even simple phrases can be confusing to an outsider. Klyde is no stranger to confusion, in a robot's world everything needs to make sense. 
He's so confused. 


Friday, 21 June 2024

Genie Klyde

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot spent a day as a genie, a magical being that grants people their wishes. 
Be careful what you wish for! 

Friday, 14 June 2024

Klyde Listens to Music

Robots don't understand music. They don't understand the joy it brings. 
At least it brings humans joy. 

Saturday, 1 June 2024

Protesting

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot was chatting to another robot that worked as a police officer. 

Friday, 24 May 2024

Gregorian Calendar

The Gregorian Calendar, the calendar that is used by most western civilizations. Nothing condenses 13 lunar cycles into 12 months quite like it. A masterpiece of logic and problem solving. 


Tuesday, 30 April 2024

Something Smells Funny

Klyde Cheerman can smell something funny, What is it? 
They smell funny but it's not that, what is it? 

It's not that either, what is that smell? 

It's you, your cheap perfume smells funny. 




Saturday, 9 December 2023

Yoink Museum

Klyde Cheerman the Cheer-up robot was showing a visitor a stone tablet, sweetie-eatie the god of sweets and ghosts also known as pacman.
The visitor pointed up at the sky and said there was an airplane. Klyde turned around to have a look. 
The visitor took his stone tablet and ran off to the Yoink Museum. 
The stone tablet was placed as an exhibit in the museum.
Next it was a greek depiction of the innocence stolen from a hospital by a radio DJ in England. Jimmy Savile 
It was dated to a similar time period.