Sunday, 2 April 2023

Klyde at the Petrol Station

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG?
I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn't listen to me 
I said whatever you do, never drink petrol ! 
Some people never listen. 
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Friday, 31 March 2023

Welcome Klyde Cheerman

Hello Klyde Cheerman, welcome to your new home on this blog. 
Lets settle in by watching the news and resting. 
Klyde turns on the news and learns there has been a raid on the formaldehyde warehouse. 
It is believed the suspects of the raid are the self preservation society. 
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Tuesday, 27 December 2016

Donald trump

Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.

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Friday, 22 January 2016

Murder

A man made wheat into bullets and shot someone dead.

He is a cereal killer.

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Sunday, 17 January 2016

Paul joke

A guy called Paul had a flu, he will pull through.

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Tuesday, 5 January 2016

Werewolf joke

What do you call a German Werewolf?

Wolfgang

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Saturday, 2 January 2016

Tattoo Joke

Some guys tried to get me to Tattoo my face.

They can beg my till their blue in the face i won't do it.  

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