Joke Away

Klyde Cheerman was thinking of some jokes for humans to laugh at. 

"Why do paranormal investigators always film stairs? Because they're always up to something" 😆

"Why did the Robot bring a ladder to the bar, because the drinks were on the house" 😆

"The Scarecrow won an award because it was outstanding in its field 😐

Who is Superman?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot is a bit confused about the role of superman.

He asks "What does Superman do"?

A man walking on the street thinks it's obvious and asks him what he thinks superman does. Klyde has a little think about it 💭

"A ha, I know what he does. He makes Soup!" Thought Klyde. 💭

What is that Music ?

Klyde can hear something! 

What is that music? 

(twinkle little star tune) 

🎶 There is something in your ear 🎵

🎵  Something that causes fear 🎶

🎵 I don't think it will eat your brain 🎶

🎵But I think it will remain 🎶

🎵There is something in your ear 🎶

🎵Get it out and give a cheer 🎶

That is very eary music 😆

Cleft Bozo

Cleft Bozo, the director of NILE super internet shop  held a conference to discuss how we could automate everything and cut staff in all businesses. 

"Is there any questions"? Asked Cleft. 

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot had a question. "If you automate everything and lay off all the workers in the world, who is going to buy your stuff in your shop?" Don't people need jobs to buy things? 

"You're a robot? You could buy my stuff in my shop", said Cleft. 

"I don't want anything and your robots work for free anyway. You might save money in the beginning but when you cause people to lose their jobs, they won't buy anything, you need working consumers to buy your stuff", Said Klyde. 

💭Yes I am saving money for some important projects.... 

hmmmm. But the future? Hmmmm. 

Klyde at the Petrol Station

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG?

I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn't listen to me 

I said whatever you do, never drink petrol ! 

Some people never listen. 

Welcome Klyde Cheerman

Hello Klyde Cheerman, welcome to your new home on this blog. 

Lets settle in by watching the news and resting. 

Klyde turns on the news and learns there has been a raid on the formaldehyde warehouse. 

It is believed the suspects of the raid are the self preservation society. 

Donald trump

Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.