Who is Older

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot met two guys arguing about who is older. 

Duct tape is the answer. 

Earth Moon BaryCenter

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot was confused about a statement about the moon

Nothing is what it seems...

That is Alarming

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot visited an alarm clock factory to cheer up the staff 

Never enough time to do anything. 

This is Pips

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot was confused about where olive pips were going. 

Don't try to swallow  avocado pips. You will turn into a canon or pass away. 

Knock Knock

 Mr Cheerman the Cheer Up robot gets a knock on the door.

 

Feta Flungturd

 We have become a society that uses plastic straw, now we are safe from plastic pollution. 

Windows Version

Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot got a phone call saying he has a virus on his computer. A scammer for sure.