Friday, 27 November 2015

Special signal

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan.

It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself".

The man shouts, "is that Satan"?

The voice says, "no It's your mum shouting through the keyhole".

Vampire joke

Why did the vampire die? Because he caught HIV virus

Guy Fawkes

 No Robot on Earth would understand why we celebrate Guy Fawkes in England. It's the end of Autumn, it's dark and cold and there is ...