Friday, 27 November 2015

Special signal

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan.

It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself".

The man shouts, "is that Satan"?

The voice says, "no It's your mum shouting through the keyhole".

Vampire joke

Why did the vampire die? Because he caught HIV virus

Knock Knock

 Mr Cheerman the Cheer Up robot gets a knock on the door.