Friday, 27 November 2015

Special signal

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan.

It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself".

The man shouts, "is that Satan"?

The voice says, "no It's your mum shouting through the keyhole".

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Vampire joke

Why did the vampire die? Because he caught HIV virus

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