Friday, 27 November 2015

Special signal

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan.

It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself".

The man shouts, "is that Satan"?

The voice says, "no It's your mum shouting through the keyhole".

This is Pips

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot was confused about where olive pips were going.  Don't try to swallow  avocado pips. You will turn into ...