Friday, 27 November 2015

Special signal

A man plays some rock music backwards to get a message from Satan.

It goes, "kill yourself you are useless kill yourself".

The man shouts, "is that Satan"?

The voice says, "no It's your mum shouting through the keyhole".

Chicken Crosses the Road

Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road so he phoned the chicken.  ...