Dan Druff

Mr Druff was so grateful for Klyde Cheerman cheering him up while his wife was in labour that he asked him to give his new born son a name. 

Klyde Cheerman thought Dan would be a nice name. 

Dan Druff has a ring to it. 

Klyde Draws an American

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot decided he wanted to draw and American. 

He drew one merry can. A can that is Merry. "A Merry Can". 

Klyde Eats Out

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot took a friend out to a pizza restaurant for a meal. 

His friend said "No! I don't want to eat in there". Klyde said "why"? 

klyde doesn't eat because he is a robot anyway. 

Klyde's friend explained that they keep interrupting his videos he is streaming with their advertisements and it gets on his nerves. 

Klyde uses AI

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot wanted to know what he would look like if he was human. 

He took his picture and submitted it to a AI image generator. 

Then the ai software generated an image of what he would look like if he was human. 

It looked nothing like him. 

Oyster Card

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was wondering why the reusable transit pass for London was called an 'Oyster Card' 

He tried to imagine someone thinking of a name. 

Oi it is an Oyster card. Named after an animal that stays in one place all of its life. 

They should call it a falcon card or cheetah card or a fox card. Name it after an animal that moves around a lot at high speed! 

I'm Your Ruler

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot had a message for humans. 

Telephone Computer Joke

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was looking for a joke. 

"A guy received a phone call saying he had a virus on his desktop computer, the caller asked what version of windows he was using, he said it was double glazing"

Good joke Alan, keep it comming 😆