"A guy received a phone call saying he had a virus on his desktop computer, the caller asked what version of windows he was using, he said it was double glazing"
The Universe
Klyde Cheerman the cheer up robot was confused about some of the properties of the universe.

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Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot was working at the airport as an airport security officer. It's nice to have an impartial being doing a...
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Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot tried out brain surgery for a while but he was losing stuff too often. ...