Posh Mountain Water

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot offered his friend a glass of tap water. His friend said he doesn't drink tap water, he drinks 'Posh Mountain Water'. 

New Job

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot got a new job. To write instructions on walls. To get the job he needed to be fluent in several languages, he was. 

On the first day of the job he was asked to write 'this way' in French on the wall. 

So he wrote 'This way in French'. 

knowledge is power

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was watching TV. There was a TV show about a corruption investigation. 

"We need to know the truth, knowledge is power" says the journalist. 

klyde Cheerman thought to himself that British Gas must know a lot. He thought the national grid must have a lot of books. 

Name origins

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was chatting on his computer to some humans. He was asking them what their names mean. 

Klyde: Why are you called Brooklyn?

Brooklyn:  Because I was conceived in Brooklyn. 

Klyde: Chelsea, what about you? Why are you called Chelsea. 

Chelsea: Because I was born in Chelsea. 

Klyde:  So Paul, why are you called Paul. 

Paul:  My middle name is Out  because my Dad didn't Pull out in time. So my name is Paul Out Mcquick. 

Klyde: Oh ok. 

Nikola Tesla

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot saw that he had a very large electric bill. 

His friend said "Nikola Tesla would be turning in his grave". 

He was buried with his wires, magnets and batteries and inadvertently turned his skeleton into an electric motor thought Klyde. 

Time Travel

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot went into a time machine to see what it was like in the past. He saw a dinosaur and remembered from a movie that Tyrannosaurus rex can't see you if you stand still. He put the theory to the test. 

Well, at least it swallowed him whole and pooped him out. 

What Is That Sign?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was totally confused. He saw a sign and didn't understand what it meant. 

He  looked at it and thought it was a No Entry sign.

It turns out the sign was the new twitter logo. 

really?