Sunday, 13 August 2023

Name origins

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was chatting on his computer to some humans. He was asking them what their names mean. 
Klyde: Why are you called Brooklyn?
Brooklyn:  Because I was conceived in Brooklyn. 
Klyde: Chelsea, what about you? Why are you called Chelsea. 
Chelsea: Because I was born in Chelsea. 
Klyde:  So Paul, why are you called Paul. 
Paul:  My middle name is Out  because my Dad didn't Pull out in time. So my name is Paul Out Mcquick
Klyde: Oh ok. 

Chicken Crosses the Road

Klyde Cheerman the cheerup robot wanted to know why the chicken crossed the road so he phoned the chicken.  ...