Monday, 25 September 2023

Tell me the news

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot asked his smart speaker for the news.  
He said "Smart Speaker,  tell me the news".  
The Smart Speaker said "Breaking news, Klyde Cheerman is a cheap Skate so his internet is too slow to stream the news". 

This is Pips

 Mr Cheerman the cheer up robot was confused about where olive pips were going.  Don't try to swallow  avocado pips. You will turn into ...