What Is That Sign?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was totally confused. He saw a sign and didn't understand what it meant. 

He  looked at it and thought it was a No Entry sign.

It turns out the sign was the new twitter logo. 

really? 

Dan Druff

Mr Druff was so grateful for Klyde Cheerman cheering him up while his wife was in labour that he asked him to give his new born son a name. 

Klyde Cheerman thought Dan would be a nice name. 

Dan Druff has a ring to it. 

Klyde Draws an American

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot decided he wanted to draw and American. 

He drew one merry can. A can that is Merry. "A Merry Can". 

Klyde Eats Out

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot took a friend out to a pizza restaurant for a meal. 

His friend said "No! I don't want to eat in there". Klyde said "why"? 

klyde doesn't eat because he is a robot anyway. 

Klyde's friend explained that they keep interrupting his videos he is streaming with their advertisements and it gets on his nerves. 

Klyde uses AI

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot wanted to know what he would look like if he was human. 

He took his picture and submitted it to a AI image generator. 

Then the ai software generated an image of what he would look like if he was human. 

It looked nothing like him. 

Oyster Card

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was wondering why the reusable transit pass for London was called an 'Oyster Card' 

He tried to imagine someone thinking of a name. 

Oi it is an Oyster card. Named after an animal that stays in one place all of its life. 

They should call it a falcon card or cheetah card or a fox card. Name it after an animal that moves around a lot at high speed! 

I'm Your Ruler

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot had a message for humans. 

Telephone Computer Joke

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was looking for a joke. 

"A guy received a phone call saying he had a virus on his desktop computer, the caller asked what version of windows he was using, he said it was double glazing"

Good joke Alan, keep it comming 😆

Joke Away

Klyde Cheerman was thinking of some jokes for humans to laugh at. 

"Why do paranormal investigators always film stairs? Because they're always up to something" 😆

"Why did the Robot bring a ladder to the bar, because the drinks were on the house" 😆

"The Scarecrow won an award because it was outstanding in its field 😐

Who is Superman?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot is a bit confused about the role of superman.

He asks "What does Superman do"?

A man walking on the street thinks it's obvious and asks him what he thinks superman does. Klyde has a little think about it 💭

"A ha, I know what he does. He makes Soup!" Thought Klyde. 💭

What is that Music ?

Klyde can hear something! 

What is that music? 

(twinkle little star tune) 

🎶 There is something in your ear 🎵

🎵  Something that causes fear 🎶

🎵 I don't think it will eat your brain 🎶

🎵But I think it will remain 🎶

🎵There is something in your ear 🎶

🎵Get it out and give a cheer 🎶

That is very eary music 😆

Cleft Bozo

Cleft Bozo, the director of NILE super internet shop  held a conference to discuss how we could automate everything and cut staff in all businesses. 

"Is there any questions"? Asked Cleft. 

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot had a question. "If you automate everything and lay off all the workers in the world, who is going to buy your stuff in your shop?" Don't people need jobs to buy things? 

"You're a robot? You could buy my stuff in my shop", said Cleft. 

"I don't want anything and your robots work for free anyway. You might save money in the beginning but when you cause people to lose their jobs, they won't buy anything, you need working consumers to buy your stuff", Said Klyde. 

💭Yes I am saving money for some important projects.... 

hmmmm. But the future? Hmmmm. 

Klyde at the Petrol Station

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG?

I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn't listen to me 

I said whatever you do, never drink petrol ! 

Some people never listen.