Name origins

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was chatting on his computer to some humans. He was asking them what their names mean. 

Klyde: Why are you called Brooklyn?

Brooklyn:  Because I was conceived in Brooklyn. 

Klyde: Chelsea, what about you? Why are you called Chelsea. 

Chelsea: Because I was born in Chelsea. 

Klyde:  So Paul, why are you called Paul. 

Paul:  My middle name is Out  because my Dad didn't Pull out in time. So my name is Paul Out Mcquick. 

Klyde: Oh ok. 

Nikola Tesla

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot saw that he had a very large electric bill. 

His friend said "Nikola Tesla would be turning in his grave". 

He was buried with his wires, magnets and batteries and inadvertently turned his skeleton into an electric motor thought Klyde. 

Time Travel

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot went into a time machine to see what it was like in the past. He saw a dinosaur and remembered from a movie that Tyrannosaurus rex can't see you if you stand still. He put the theory to the test. 

Well, at least it swallowed him whole and pooped him out. 

What Is That Sign?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was totally confused. He saw a sign and didn't understand what it meant. 

He  looked at it and thought it was a No Entry sign.

It turns out the sign was the new twitter logo. 

really? 

Dan Druff

Mr Druff was so grateful for Klyde Cheerman cheering him up while his wife was in labour that he asked him to give his new born son a name. 

Klyde Cheerman thought Dan would be a nice name. 

Dan Druff has a ring to it. 

Klyde Draws an American

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot decided he wanted to draw and American. 

He drew one merry can. A can that is Merry. "A Merry Can". 

Klyde Eats Out

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot took a friend out to a pizza restaurant for a meal. 

His friend said "No! I don't want to eat in there". Klyde said "why"? 

klyde doesn't eat because he is a robot anyway. 

Klyde's friend explained that they keep interrupting his videos he is streaming with their advertisements and it gets on his nerves.