Government Joke

 Why is the Government cool? 

Because they froze my allowance.

American Bee Joke

 What do you call an American Bee?

A USB

Newspaper Joke

 In the United Kingdom there is a newspaper called the Sun but Mr Cheerman Reads the Daughter. 

Cafe Joke

 I thought he was Catholic, it turns out he licks cafès

I read Sun Newspaper

 
I don't read the Sun Newspaper, I read the moon. 

Sniper Joke

 Mr Cheerman met two military snipers Amy and Marcus. They were aiming and marking everyone. 

Dog Joke

 The best Place to keep a dog is in Berkshire

Wrist Joke

 My Wrist is hurting me

It is a terror-wrist

Place Joke

 This guy went through a lot of pens.

He moved to Pembrokeshire

Ben Stiller Joke

 Ben Stiller always wins at Red light Green light because he is Stiller. 

Rat Joke

 

Why did't the rat get caught in the trap? Because it wasn't ratified as safe. 

Snake Joke

 

What did the snake Study? His-tory