Don't know Jack Chit

Mr Cheerman the Cheer up robot doesn't know anyone called Jack Chit 

Mr Cheerman doesn't know him. 

Name origins

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was chatting on his computer to some humans. He was asking them what their names mean. 

Klyde: Why are you called Brooklyn?

Brooklyn:  Because I was conceived in Brooklyn. 

Klyde: Chelsea, what about you? Why are you called Chelsea. 

Chelsea: Because I was born in Chelsea. 

Klyde:  So Paul, why are you called Paul. 

Paul:  My middle name is Out  because my Dad didn't Pull out in time. So my name is Paul Out Mcquick. 

Klyde: Oh ok. 

Nikola Tesla

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot saw that he had a very large electric bill. 

His friend said "Nikola Tesla would be turning in his grave". 

He was buried with his wires, magnets and batteries and inadvertently turned his skeleton into an electric motor thought Klyde. 

Time Travel

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot went into a time machine to see what it was like in the past. He saw a dinosaur and remembered from a movie that Tyrannosaurus rex can't see you if you stand still. He put the theory to the test. 

Well, at least it swallowed him whole and pooped him out. 

Klyde at the Petrol Station

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG?

I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn't listen to me 

I said whatever you do, never drink petrol ! 

Some people never listen.