Dog Joke

 The best Place to keep a dog is in Berkshire

Snake Joke

 

What did the snake Study? His-tory

Knock Knock

 Mr Cheerman the Cheer Up robot gets a knock on the door.

 

Name origins

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was chatting on his computer to some humans. He was asking them what their names mean. 

Klyde: Why are you called Brooklyn?

Brooklyn:  Because I was conceived in Brooklyn. 

Klyde: Chelsea, what about you? Why are you called Chelsea. 

Chelsea: Because I was born in Chelsea. 

Klyde:  So Paul, why are you called Paul. 

Paul:  My middle name is Out  because my Dad didn't Pull out in time. So my name is Paul Out Mcquick. 

Klyde: Oh ok. 

Time Travel

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot went into a time machine to see what it was like in the past. He saw a dinosaur and remembered from a movie that Tyrannosaurus rex can't see you if you stand still. He put the theory to the test. 

Well, at least it swallowed him whole and pooped him out. 

Telephone Computer Joke

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot was looking for a joke. 

"A guy received a phone call saying he had a virus on his desktop computer, the caller asked what version of windows he was using, he said it was double glazing"

Good joke Alan, keep it comming 😆

Who is Superman?

Klyde Cheerman the cheer-up robot is a bit confused about the role of superman.

He asks "What does Superman do"?

A man walking on the street thinks it's obvious and asks him what he thinks superman does. Klyde has a little think about it 💭

"A ha, I know what he does. He makes Soup!" Thought Klyde. 💭

Klyde at the Petrol Station

Why is there a human body on the floor farting out LPG?

I told him that he should never drink petrol but he didn't listen to me 

I said whatever you do, never drink petrol ! 

Some people never listen. 

Donald trump

Donald trump found two companies to pay for his wall, the Mexican ladder and Mexican rope corporation.