A guy was pickpocketing in a carehome elevator, he was immoral on different levels.
Two conjoined twins were asked to give their friends a hi5, they clapped their hands.
A guy was doing his grocery shopping online, he realized they sell engine oil for his car. When he put the oil in, his car went "woooof pooof pooof bang" , it turns out they sold out of the oil and substituted with sunflower oil. (He should check the label first)
A guy ordered cooking oil online. When he fried his chips and ate them his arse went "pooof caboosh swish wooosh wooooosh", they sold out of sunflower oil and substituted it for 15w40 semi synthetic Motor oil instead. (He should check the label)
A sat nav sent a car into the ocean, the destination was set to whales.
A holiday maker asked for a refund, they went to Newquay, it was old.
Every day in every way I use more soap to wash my face, especially on the forehead.
